Sir Nimble of BayView

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Poems written mostly while cleaning out garden beds and throwing a ball for a small but very insistent dog.

 

Sir Nimble's a dog from Downeast

A really most curious beast

Sheltie for a mom,

His dad's Papillon

And though small, he's not scared in the least!

 

This Nimble's a foxy young fellow

He's quick and he's cunning and mellow

He explores all he spies

With his shoe-button eyes

Even you, before saying his "Hello."

 

Little Nimble just loves to play ball!

He'll come prancing the first time you call

Like the wind he will run

And he has the most fun!

Doesn't matter at all that he's small!

 

Our Nimble is sometimes called 'Squirrel-Proof'

He roars like a dragon, in real truth

When he spies gray intruders

Hurls insults, and ruder

And frightens them all to the roof

 

Sir Nimble who's also called 'Skivy Thief'

Is certainly taken with under-briefs

And with one from the hamper

'Neath the bed he will scamper

'Cause he knows we can't reach him when underneath!

 

That Nimble! He likes his dad's hat

You'd think he was almost a cat

As he jumps and he climbs

'Til he gets it each time

And he carries it off like a brat!

 

Mr Nim whom we now call 'The Mongoose'

Is a dangerous beast when he's on the loose

Thinks my hair is a snake

Tugs and pulls and then shakes

Til I beg him "Oh please!" for a truce.

 

Little Nim whom we also call 'Dog Spit'

Grabs my tail and he bites it and chews it

The elastic he steals!

Doesn't care how it feels

And he has no remorse, not one tidbit!

 

Sir Nimble's a small Fierce Bad Rabbit

He leaps for the ball and he grabs it

Next he's found a new smell

And he hurtles pell mell,

Oh activity's certainly his habit.

 

Nimble, alas, is like 'Pigpen'

Dust, mud, and dirt are his close friends

And his ears getting tufty

Make him look rather scrufty

He must be brushed then, again and again

 

Our Nimble's a dog we call "Lion Heart!"

Of guarding he makes a quite fine art

Out the door he runs roaring

Sends the birds all a soaring

He returns and looks up, "Aren't I so smart!"

 

Sir Nimble, you see, is a cool dude

Not one of these pups with an 'Attitude!'

Though he's wary of birds,

Squirrels, and chipmunks in herds

With most cats he maintains a great cat-i-tude.

 

Young Nimble, he barks and he dashes,

He bounces and leaps, twirls and splashes

Now he's in again, out again

Then he runs all about again

And next he just flops down and crashes.

 

Here is Nimble, occasionally called 'Rosebud'

Asleep, on a pillow his wee head

Looks so gentle, so sweet

With such neat little feet

When he wakes, he'll go looking for more mud.

Elizabeth Steen

3/26/00

Here's Nimble Again!

 

Mr. Nimble has butterfly ears,

Though they're not quite so large as his peers,'

They stick up big and hairy

And they make him look merry

And they surely improve how he hears!

 

Sir Nim has a beautiful tail

Which almost resembles a sail

Or an antique knight's plume

Or a whiskery broom

Which he uses sometimes for a flail.

 

Our Nimble's a pushy young man

Wants us moving as fast as we can

With punches to our knees

And sharp arps that aren't "please"

He says, "Hey folks, Let's get with the plan!"

 

Nimble, who should be called 'Tigger,'

Is what you'd call quick on the trigger.

He leaps and he flings.

He bounces and springs.

I'm so glad he's not very much bigger.

 

This little dog known as 'The Whirligig'

Spins in circles both tight and not very big

When he wants to go out

He just twirls round about

'Til he looks like he's dancing a little jig.

 

We call him sometimes 'Little Rancid'

Depending, of course, on just what he did.

When he's been in compost

Bad breath kisses he boasts

And our pleasure is not much enhance-ed.

 

 

Oh my Nimble just ate my orange ball

Now it's scattered in pieces quite small

So he's hanging his head

And's crept under the bed

'Cause he knows I'm not happy at all!

 

Nimble Hoovers the floor like a pro

For his nose tells him just where to go

Each tidbit, each crum

Gets sucked into his tum

He's so good, next we'll teach him to mow!

 

Mr. Num is a dog who is game

For fun, whether new or the same

Put a can o're the ball

Takes him no time at all!

Oh he'll try any trick you can name!

 

Now Nimble has a pal name of Bear

Who is HUGE with great gobs of white hair

She's only a girl

And her tail doesn't curl

But our Nim says he just doesn't care.

 

In a dog bed he starts off the night

All grown up, he believes that it's right

But when we're asleep

In the ditch he will creep

And he's there on his back when it's light.

 

On his back with his feet in the air

I can feel all his soft, silky hair

So I pat his wee nose

And I tickle his toes

And I'm smiling to know that he's there.

 

E. Steen

4/2/00